Joikes About Menstuation Are Not Funny Period
1. You can never forget just how bad your period is.
2. Because, uh, it's the absolute worst.
3. Menstrual hell is very, very real.
4. The moment your period starts, you know your week is over.
5. It's the absolute worst way to start your morning.
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6. You can't even lie about how utterly awful everything is.
7. Taking an Advil is pretty much useless.
8. Pad packaging does not make your life easier.
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9. Everything you want to do is 1,000,000 times harder now.
10. Hanging out when you're on day two is a feat.
11. And if you manage to actually exercise, you're a goddamn hero.
12. Because you basically feel like this:
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13. You can't even safely sneeze without fearing the worst.
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14. And let's not even get started on the terrors that are period poops.
15. Time on your period feels ssssssoooo sssssllllooooooowwwww.
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16. You'll do anything to make it even mildly less terrible.
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17. Your normally complex and nuanced emotions have been reduced to, like, two.
18. YOU JUST FEEL EVERYTHING SO MUCH MORE.
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19. Your friends will annoy you by just existing.
20. And that goes double for your partner.
21. Unless they deeply empathize with you, in which case, you fall in love all over again.
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22. When it's all over, all your feelings suddenly make a lot more sense.
23. You'll have to be really careful about reintroducing cute underwear.
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24. But in general, life is so good again.
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25. Until it happens all over again.
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